phobias:

OH MY GOD

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1 month ago 230872 ♥ save me

fishgingers:

the-fault-in-our-disorders:

lolsomeone-actually:

district12er:

unclefather:

panelling:

cootertooter:

sunsandsurfsoul:

fishgingers:

i once chipped a tooth while making out when i was 15

I once bit a guy’s dick because I told him not to force his dick down my throat and he did

I once dated and kissed a girl to hide my sexuality

a leopard can carry twice its bodyweight up a tree

Ants are really strong

Where is this post going?

Home

Just like your mom last night

Shut up

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1 month ago 63736 ♥

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

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1 month ago 269650 ♥

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

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1 month ago 113799 ♥

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

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1 month ago 120788 ♥

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

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1 month ago 303209 ♥
victorvigny:


Ah yes thank you that’s exactly what I meant.

victorvigny:

Ah yes thank you that’s exactly what I meant.

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1 month ago 257577 ♥

thecoolestintheworld:

sleep:

It’s a fucking 1 dollar bill

Money is money

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1 month ago 222428 ♥

flappypussyz:

when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

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1 month ago 137766 ♥

vanillish:

blogging on a computer

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mobile blogging

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